Todayâ??s the Macyâ??s Day Parade
The night of the living dead is on its way
With a credit report for duty call
Itâ??s a lifetime guarantee
Stuffed in a coffin â??ten percent more freeâ?
Red-light special at the mausoleum

Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteedâ??to you
Whatâ??s the consolation prize?
Economy sized dreams of hope

When I was a kid I thought
I wanted all the things that I havenâ??t got
Oh, I learned the hardest way
Then I realized what it took
To tell the difference between
Thieves and crooks
When all along it was me and you

Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Because Iâ??m thinking about
A brand new hope
The one Iâ??ve never known
Cause now I know
Itâ??s all that I wanted

Whatâ??s the consolation prize?
Economy sized dreams of hope
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Because Iâ??m thinking about
A brand new hope
The one Iâ??ve never known
And where it goes
And Iâ??m thinking about
The only road
The one Iâ??ve never known
And where it goes

Because Iâ??m thinking about
A brand new hope
The one Iâ??ve never known
Cause now I know
Itâ??s all that I wanted